I am plotting to get rid of my hated roommate.
Megan has got to go. It has to be her that leaves because she is the only one who makes enough to find another place, she is making both mine and Poonam's life a living hell and it is two against one.
strength in numbers my friends.
The plot started out as a joke but the more the giant-turkey-like awkwardness continues the more the hostility in the air becomes thick enough to cut with a knife.
Seriously, we both hate her. She is ridiculous and bitchy and she has to go.
My plan begins with a cat. Simple and crazy.
She claims to be allergic to cats. Well, I guess we'll find out?
Poonam and I can me mary kate and ashley olson from it takes two and just piss megan off enough to leave on her own accord thus not making it a legal issue.
It's a full proof plan.
Man, I wish I had the guts to start with bringing home that cat, whose name is Elphaba by the way.
Moved.
15 years ago
3 comments:
You stated that if you married Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen that it would not be a legal issue. Well, it would be because they were like 12 in that movie. Perhaps you could marry Kriste Alley?
Just invite me and my boys over every so often. Thats usually enough to make most girls run in terror.
by the way, this is corey.
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