IF...

If I were on The Office I would be pam. I would be on the party planning committee and create the finer things club. I have been planning parties like a mad woman lately and trying to be classier.
If I were on desperate housewives I would be bree because I am increasingly becoming more ocd.
If I were a super hero I would be a villain actually. I would be poison Ivy because I am a nature person and I think she is hot.
If I were a character in a broadway play I would be Elphaba because I am an animal activist and stand up for what I believe in.
If I were an animal I would be a dog because I am ridiculously loyal even after beaten with a stick and give unconditional love to my people.
If I were exactly the person I wanted to be I would be me.